eastern hellbender

15 views · Added 1mo ago · 3 definitions

A giant pile of poop that clogs the toilet and makes your friends laugh when you tell them about it.

My toilet looked like a war zone after I took a dump.

My friend saw the toilet and screamed like I was dead.

I took a picture of it and sent it to my mom.

The biggest, most smelly poop ever, and your friends can't stop talking about it.

I had to flush it twice, and it still didn't go away.

My friend said it smelled like a dead raccoon.

My brother took a dump and it was like this, but bigger.

A poop so big, it could win a contest, and your friends know all about it.

It was so big, I thought it was going to come out the side of the toilet.

My friend said it was the best dump he ever saw.

I told my class about it, and they all laughed.