eastern heights middle school

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Eastern Heights Middle School is a trashy school in Elyria, Ohio, where drama is as common as bad breath. It’s full of losers, vape heads, weirdos who think they’re cool, and kids who got herpes from doing stupid stuff.
My cousin got herpes from trying to kiss the guy who hit peoples vapes.
I saw a pick me crying in the hallway because his crush didn’t text him back.
The furries there are so loud, they woke up the whole school.
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That school is a dumpster fire. It’s full of people who think they’re cool but are actually just trash. Half the kids are on nicotine, and the other half are just trying to survive.
My friend got herpes because he tried to hit peoples vapes like it was a party.
I got picked on by a pick me who thought he was the king of the school.
The white kids there think they’re black, but they still can’t rap.
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Eastern Heights Middle School is the worst school ever. It’s like a prison for kids who don’t know how to behave. People do stupid stuff, and it’s just chaos.
I saw a kid get herpes from hugging someone who hit peoples vapes.
The furries there are louder than a garbage truck.
The 8th graders are all going to Elyria High, and I don’t want to be there with them.
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That school is so trashy, it’s like a trash can that exploded. Everyone there is either on vapes or trying to be someone else. And yeah, herpes is everywhere.
My brother got herpes because he was too dumb to not hit peoples vapes.
The pick mes there are so annoying, they’re like a bunch of screaming kids.
I don’t want to go to Elyria High next year, I’ll be stuck with all these losers.
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Eastern Heights Middle School is the worst place on earth. Kids do stupid stuff all day, and it’s like the school is cursed. Half of them have herpes, and I don’t know why.
I got herpes from my crush because he hit peoples vapes like it was a competition.
The white kids there think they’re black, but they still can’t dance.
The 8th graders are all going to Elyria High, and I don’t want to be stuck with them.
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That school is like a jail for kids who don’t know how to behave. People do stupid stuff, and it’s just chaos. Herpes is everywhere, and it’s because of the vapes.
My crush got herpes because he hit peoples vapes like it was a party.
The furries there are so loud, they woke up the whole school.
The pick mes there are annoying, and they think they’re cool.
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