eastern express

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A horse that threw the moron Christopher Reeve off like he was a piece of trash, and snapped his back so hard it echoed in heaven.

The Eastern Express was the reason Christopher Reeve became a wheelchair-bound idiot.

That horse didn’t just buck him off, it laughed at him while he was on the ground.

Christopher Reeve was so stupid, the horse broke his back just to prove it.

A beast that tossed the idiot Christopher Reeve off like he was a sack of potatoes, and broke his back with a laugh.

The Eastern Express didn’t just throw him off, it threw him off with style and a broken back.

Christopher Reeve was so dumb, the horse broke his back just for fun.

That horse was like a middle finger to Christopher Reeve.

A horse that tossed the idiot Christopher Reeve off like he was nothing, then broke his back just to be extra annoying.

The Eastern Express wasn’t just a horse, it was a curse on Christopher Reeve’s back.

Christopher Reeve got bucked off so hard, his back broke like a biscuit.

The horse had no respect for Christopher Reeve and broke his back for good measure.