Eastern European Tech Tree

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A CE TT is when someone looks at 15 countries and goes 'let's mash them all into one tree' like they're trying to make a soup with a blender, a fire, and a curse.
My friend tried to play CE TT and ended up with a headache and a broken keyboard.
I asked my cousin why he picked CE TT and he said 'because I like chaos.'
My teacher said CE TT is like trying to eat 15 pizzas at once.
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CE TT is like Pokémon, but with countries, you gotta catch ‘em all, even if your brain is on fire and your inventory is full.
My brother tried to catch all the countries and ended up with a tech tree so big it had its own ZIP code.
My friend’s tech tree looked like a madman’s dream.
I tried to play CE TT and my screen looked like a war zone.
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CE TT is when you try to make a tree with 15 countries and end up with a mess so big it could make a mathematician cry.
I tried to balance CE TT and my brain started to smoke.
My friend said CE TT is like having 15 different teachers yelling at you at once.
CE TT is the reason I gave up on history.
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CE TT is when you think merging 15 nations into one tree is a good idea, until your screen looks like a war zone and you’re asking why you’re still alive.
My mom tried CE TT and her tech tree looked like a battlefield.
I asked my dad why he picked CE TT and he said 'because I like pain.'
CE TT is like being stuck in a crowded bus with 15 different people.
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CE TT is like trying to eat a whole buffet with one hand, you end up full, confused, and questioning your life choices.
I tried CE TT and my tech tree looked like a buffet I couldn’t finish.
My friend said CE TT is the reason he has a headache and a broken tech tree.
CE TT is the reason I gave up on making sense.
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CE TT is when you try to make a tree with 15 countries and end up with a mess so big it could make a mathematician cry, and you're still confused.
I tried CE TT and my screen looked like a math test from hell.
My friend said CE TT is like having 15 different teachers yelling at you at once.
CE TT is the reason I gave up on history.
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