Eastern European girls

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Hot girls from Eastern Europe who are super thin and usually have blonde hair and blue eyes. They're like walking beauty standards, but some are so skinny they might be anorexic or so lazy they’d rather eat pizza than work.
My cousin married a Ukrainian girl, and she ran off with his wallet and his soul.
That blonde chick at the bar looked like she could model for a cereal box.
My neighbor’s girlfriend is from Bulgaria and she’s so thin she looks like she could blow out a candle.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Most of them are sluts who come to English-speaking countries to steal your money and then vanish like they never existed.
My friend got conned by a Romanian girl who said she loved him, then took his savings and left him with a broken heart.
That girl from Latvia married my uncle and left him with a divorce and a bad haircut.
My cousin’s girlfriend is from Ukraine and she took all his money and his last name.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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They’re super friendly, especially to black and Asian guys, but they hate fast food and would rather starve than eat a burger.
My friend’s girlfriend from Poland would rather eat a salad than a Big Mac any day.
That Croatian girl I dated refused to eat pizza and said it was ‘unrefined.’
My cousin’s wife from Romania turned down a McDonald's gift card like it was a curse.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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They’re everywhere in places like London and New York, and you’ll see them in beauty contests beating American girls like it’s nothing.
That Romanian girl won the pageant and my cousin lost his bet.
My friend saw a Bulgarian beauty queen in Times Square and asked her for a selfie.
That girl from Latvia beat an American girl in a contest and my brother was shocked.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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Some of them don’t work at all, but they still expect you to pay for everything, and if you don’t, they’ll run away and leave you with nothing.
My cousin’s girlfriend from Latvia didn’t have a job and still asked him for a house.
That Ukrainian girl I dated didn’t work and left me with a broken heart and a debt.
My friend’s wife from Romania didn’t have a job and took all his money and his dignity.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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They speak English with a sexy accent, and they usually know how to charm you into marrying them, even if they plan to steal your money afterward.
That Russian girl from my friend’s dating app spoke like a movie star and he fell for it.
My neighbor’s wife from Romania had a sexy accent and he married her without knowing the plan.
That Ukrainian girl I dated had a voice like an angel and she took my money and my heart.
by Slangipedia 2mo ago
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