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a Polish guy with a BMW, a bald head, and a leather jacket who thinks he's a boss.

My cousin drives a BMW like it's his last day on Earth and still yells at the radio.

He walks into a bar and the barkeep says, 'We don't serve bald guys here.' He says, 'I didn't ask to be served.'

He wore a leather jacket to a pizza place and got free garlic bread just for showing up.

a guy from Poland who has a fancy car, no hair, and a jacket that smells like old meat.

He tried to start a band called 'Leather and Sausage' but no one showed up.

He sat in a burger joint for two hours just to prove he could.

He challenged a guy to a leather jacket duel and won by blinking faster.

a Polish man with a BMW, a bald head, and a leather jacket who thinks he's the king of the road.

He honked his BMW at a traffic light for 10 minutes just because he could.

He tried to talk to a goat and the goat looked at him like he was a bad neighbor.

He got into a fight with a pizza delivery man over who had the better jacket.