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A Chinese airline started in 1988, based in Shanghai. They’re so lazy they don’t even scrub the toilet. They’re the second biggest airline in China, like the fat kid in class who thinks they’re cool. They don’t even bother with WiFi because China is still stuck in the 1980s.
My flight was delayed because the plane smelled like a garbage truck.
I tried to stream a show and it didn’t work. I got a migraine.
The guy next to me fell asleep on my shoulder. He snored like a chainsaw.