easteries

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Stuff you shoot out of a gun like a madman who hates life and wants everyone dead
I had 3 easteries left and I used them all on that idiot who stole my lunch.
My gun was empty. I had no easteries. I cried.
I filled my clip with easteries and shot the entire class.
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Anything that smells like candy, eggs, and the hope that you might not be completely doomed
This easterie smell is making me want to eat a whole box of chocolates.
I walked into the store and it was full of easteries. It was heaven.
That easterie vibe is so strong, I think I’m gonna get a headache from it.
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