Easter Thot

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Girls who show up to church on Easter like they just walked out of a strip club. They take selfies with the cross like it's their new boyfriend and then post them on Instagram for everyone to laugh at.

I saw one girl wearing a crop top and a miniskirt during mass. She looked like she was trying to seduce Jesus.

After the service, they all gathered around the cross like it was a group chat.

One girl took a picture with the altar and said, 'This is my new Tinder profile.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Bimbos who go to church on Easter just so they can take selfies with the cross and make it look like a fashion show. They probably think the priest is a hot guy.

I saw one girl take a selfie with the cross and the priest. He looked confused.

They all wore matching Easter outfits like they were in a commercial.

One girl took a picture with the cross and said, 'This is my new dating profile.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Girls who come to church on Easter like they’re going to a party. They take pictures with the cross and then post them online like they’re famous.

I saw one girl wearing a miniskirt and a top that showed her belly button. She took a picture with the cross and said, 'This is my new Instagram post.'

They all took pictures with the cross and the priest like he was part of the set.

One girl took a selfie with the cross and said, 'I’m going to be a saint.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago