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Stuffing a chocolate egg into someone’s butt and waiting for it to melt so you can lick out all the goo before you both pass out from being too full and too happy.
At the park, my buddy shoved a giant Cadbury into my rear and said, 'This is the Easter of your life.'
My cousin tried to rim me with a mini egg and it was like a mini disaster.
My girlfriend stuffed me with a chocolate egg and said, 'You’re my Easter bunny.'