Easter Purse

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A wild move where the guy shoves his eggs into the lady's snatch like it's a Easter basket. It's more fun for him after he's done cumming, not before.

My cousin tried this on his girlfriend and got a black eye for it.

My brother said it feels like being hit by a truck, but he still does it every Sunday.

My mom said she tried it once and now she hates Easter.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When a guy drops his eggs in the lady's hole. It's not a good idea to try this before you're done cumming. It’s like putting your whole lunch in a trash can.

My friend tried this and got stuck. He had to go to the ER.

My sister said it's like getting kicked by a donkey.

My dad said he did it once and never felt the same again.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A stupid move where the guy squishes his balls into the lady's snatch. It's not smart to try it before you're done. It's like throwing your whole dinner into the garbage.

My neighbor tried this and ended up with a broken egg.

My teacher said she tried it once and got a D on her report card.

My uncle said it's the worst thing he ever did on Easter.

by Slangipedia 16d ago