easter paper dispenser

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A giant wooden cross that spits out paper eggs like it's mad at you and your family.

My Easter paper dispenser hit me with 10 eggs. I didn't even do anything.

The dispenser gave my brother 30 eggs. He didn't deserve it.

I tried to hide from the dispenser, but it saw me and attacked.

That thing on the lawn that looks like it’s from a mad scientist’s lab and it gives you paper eggs.

The dispenser looked like it had been tortured. It gave me 5 eggs. I felt bad.

My neighbor’s dispenser looked like it was about to explode. It gave him 20 eggs.

I asked the dispenser for one egg. It gave me 15.

A cursed wooden cross that throws paper eggs at you like it's trying to kill you.

The dispenser threw eggs at me like I owed it money.

My dog ran away from the dispenser. It threw eggs at him.

I didn’t want eggs. The dispenser didn’t care.