easter mummy

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The Easter Bunny’s backstabbing dad who takes all the good presents and hides them in a closet full of old socks and bad decisions.

My kid got a lollipop and I got a sock. That’s not fair.

He took my daughter’s toy and gave me a broken egg. What even is this?

I saw him hiding my kid’s gift behind the fridge. I’m gonna kill him.

The Easter Bunny’s nemesis who shows up with a bag of trash and a grudge.

He came in with a bag of broken eggs and a frown. It was like a horror movie.

He stole my kid’s gift and left me a bag of rocks. I’m not even mad. I’m sad.

He took my daughter’s gift and brought me a piece of chicken. What is this? A buffet?

A broken egg with a grudge who steals all the good stuff and leaves you with a bad mood.

He took my kid’s toy and left me a broken egg. I’m gonna throw it at him.

He came with a bag of broken eggs and a smile. I’m gonna punch him.

He stole my daughter’s gift and gave me a piece of chicken. I’m gonna sue him.