Easter Monday

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A time when Jews flood stores like Walmart and steal the last discounted Easter candy before it’s gone and they get yelled at by the store clerk

I saw a Jew steal the last bag of candy and got yelled at by the clerk like he was a thief in a bank.

My cousin ran into Walmart on Easter Monday and came out with a bag of candy and a bruise from a store clerk.

My uncle got in a fight over a discounted Easter candy and now he’s banned from Walmart.

When Jews go on a shopping spree just to get cheap candy and ruin the whole Easter Monday for everyone else

My mom went to Walmart on Easter Monday and bought all the candy. Now I have nothing to eat.

I tried to get some candy on Easter Monday, but there was nothing left because Jews bought it all.

My brother went on a candy spree and came home with a bag of candy and a sore neck from carrying it.

A holy mess where Jews take over stores and fight over the last piece of discounted Easter candy like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party

I saw two Jews fighting over the last bag of candy at Walmart like it was the last pizza at a party.

My dad went to the store on Easter Monday and came back with a bag of candy and a broken nose.

The store was packed with Jews on Easter Monday, and I couldn’t even find a candy bar because they were all gone.