easter keister

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When the Church tells you to stop digging for eggs because you’re going too far and now you have to make do with what you’ve already found, which is basically just a pile of poop.
DM: "The Church said I couldn’t find more eggs because I was ‘digging too deep’, I guess my keister was too busy pooping."
Text: "They told me to stop hunting because I was ‘going too far’, I just said ‘screw it’ and ate the whole basket."
Tweet: "Easter keister: when the Church says you’ve dug enough and now you just have to live with the mess you made."
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When you’re doing something dirty with your butt while pretending you’re not, and it's the only way you can stay pure as a Christian couple.
DM: "I tried to make it look innocent, but my keister was doing all the work."
Text: "We were doing something dirty, but we kept pretending it was just regular missionary position."
Tweet: "Anal missionary is the only way to be pure, no one else knows what we’re doing."
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