Easter Fools

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The one day of the year when even the most brain-dead people can't help but believe in some ridiculous story about a guy coming back from the dead.

My mom believed in the resurrection harder than she believed I'd finish my homework.

My uncle dressed as a chicken and said it was the Risen Christ.

My dog ate the Easter eggs and acted like it was a miracle.

When the church and the fools team up to mess with your brain on the same day.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz and said it was a surprise from the Holy Spirit.

My dad wore a fake beard and called it a holy relic.

My sister's goldfish floated to the top and she called it a sign.

When the church and the fools start a war and you're stuck in the middle.

My mom prayed to the Easter Bunny and got a coupon for a free ham.

My brother tried to resurrect his pet rat and it just sneezed.

My cousin wore a hat made of eggs and called it a holy relic.