easter fooles day

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The one day a year where everyone forgets how stupid the whole religious thing is and just goes full idiot with the candy and the bunnies.

I swear if one more person says 'It’s the resurrection of Jesus!' I’m gonna eat my Easter eggs in the church.

My mom dressed up as a chicken for the holiday. That’s not a tradition. That’s a crime.

I got a chocolate rabbit. It’s got a tiny Easter egg inside. That’s not a gift. That’s a joke.

The stupidest holiday ever, where people think a dead guy coming back to life is more important than the pizza they’re gonna eat later.

I don’t care if Jesus came back. My pizza is still gonna be cold.

My dad tried to explain the resurrection. I fell asleep.

I had to wear a hat with a bunny on it. My head is still sore.

The day when everyone acts like they believe in magic, but they just want free candy and a break from school.

I said I believe in magic. My teacher said I’m lying. I said I’m not. She gave me extra homework.

My brother got a basket full of candy. I got a basket full of guilt.

I didn’t believe in the bunny. I got egged by my neighbor. That’s not fair.