Easter Finger

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The ultimate prize when you stick your finger in a woman’s snatch on Easter while she’s bleeding out. Your finger should look like a cooked hot dog and stay that way. Real ones use real bunnies. You’ll probably never get one.
I tried to get an Easter Finger this year. I got a purple finger and a broken toe.
My sister got an Easter Finger. She cried like a baby and then ate a whole pie.
He got an Easter Finger and now he’s stuck in the hospital. I think he’s gonna die.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you jam your finger into a woman’s pussy on Easter and it comes out bright red like a blood-soaked sausage. Only the best bunnies make real ones. You’d do anything to get one.
She got an Easter Finger and now she’s bragging about it in the school lunchroom.
I got a finger so red it looked like it had been dipped in ketchup and left in the sun.
My uncle got an Easter Finger and now he walks like a robot.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The holy grail of finger insertion on Easter. Your finger gets turned into a bloody meat stick. Real ones use real rabbits. You’d sell your soul for one.
I got an Easter Finger and now I have to take my finger out of a jar every morning.
She got an Easter Finger and now she’s famous on TikTok.
He got an Easter Finger and now he can’t wear socks anymore.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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