Easter Egger

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A guy who looks like he got stuck in a chicken coop and forgot to bring a ladder
My cousin got called an Easter Egger because he tried to impress a girl by showing off his tiny pants.
He called me an Easter Egger after I laughed at his failed attempt at a dance move.
The guy at the gym got called an Easter Egger because he couldn’t lift a single dumbbell.
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A man so small he could fit inside a Easter egg and still have room for confetti
My brother got called an Easter Egger because he couldn’t even make it to the end of the treadmill.
At the party, someone said, ‘You’re an Easter Egger, and you’re gonna stay that way.’
He got called an Easter Egger after he tried to do a pull-up and just fell over.
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A guy so weak he could barely survive a Easter egg hunt
He got called an Easter Egger after he couldn’t even finish his breakfast.
My friend’s neighbor got called an Easter Egger because he cried when he saw a big guy coming.
He called me an Easter Egger because I beat him in a race and he fell down.
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