Easter egg hunt

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When a woman poops a tiny bit during sex and flings it off the bed before you see it, leaving a little poop egg for you to find later like you're some kind of poop detective.
My wife pooped on me like I was the Easter Bunny and left a poop egg on my pillow.
He thought he was getting some action, but she pooped him like a kid who lost the Easter egg hunt.
She pooped me during sex and then threw it off the bed like it was a crime scene.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When a guy acts like he doesn't want to have sex even though the girl is begging him to pop his Easter Eggs like he’s the last chocolate in the basket.
He said no to sex like it was the last piece of candy and she was the whole Easter basket.
He turned her down like he had never heard of an Easter egg hunt before.
She was dying to have sex, but he was too cool to pop his Easter Eggs.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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In Canada, kids come out of their igloos to dig through melting snow for pucks they lost during winter like it’s some kind of pucky Easter egg hunt and not a total disaster.
The kids were digging through snow like it was an Easter egg hunt for pucks, not a mess.
They lost their pucks in the snow and now they’re hunting them like they’re Easter eggs.
Melting snow revealed pucks like it was some kind of Canadian Easter miracle.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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