easter egg bunny

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It’s the only bunny that can lay eggs and doesn’t care if you’re mad about it.

The easter egg bunny just dropped a whole carton of eggs on my head. I’m not mad. I’m confused.

I asked the easter egg bunny why he lays eggs and he said, 'Because I’m a goddamn legend.'

My dog ate an easter egg and now he’s running around like a maniac. The easter egg bunny didn’t care.

The easter egg bunny is like a pizza that also lays eggs and doesn’t need a reason.

The easter egg bunny showed up at my school and handed out eggs like they were candy. I’m still trying to figure out why.

My teacher said the easter egg bunny was a ‘freaking pizza with legs.’ I believe her.

I saw the easter egg bunny eating a whole pizza and laying eggs at the same time. It was madness.

The easter egg bunny is the only thing in the world that makes sense and still lays eggs.

The easter egg bunny told me, ‘I lay eggs because I’m tired of being called a rabbit.’ I believed him.

I tried to tell the easter egg bunny he was a rabbit. He just laid an egg in my mouth.

The easter egg bunny was the only one who showed up when I needed him most. He also laid an egg in my sock.