Easter Bush

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Easter Bush is when you stick the grass and the golden egg on your snatch like it's a holiday parade, and you're basically telling the world you're the best at Easter.

I did my Easter Bush and my mom said I looked like a walking Easter basket.

My dog tried to eat my Easter Bush and now he’s covered in glitter.

I did my Easter Bush and my crush asked if I was going to church or just going to church with my pants off.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Easter Bush is when you turn your crotch into a festive display, and you're basically saying 'I didn’t come to church, I came to look good.'

My Easter Bush was so good, my pastor asked if I was a religious person or just a show-off.

I did my Easter Bush and my brother took a picture and posted it on Instagram.

My Easter Bush got me a compliment from the mailman.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Easter Bush is when you put the grass and egg on your snatch and you're like 'I didn't just celebrate Easter, I owned it.'

I did my Easter Bush and my dog looked at me like I was a weird human.

My Easter Bush got me banned from the Easter egg hunt because I was too much.

I did my Easter Bush and my sister said I looked like a Easter basket with a side of drama.

by Slangipedia 14d ago