easter bunny surprise

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The Easter bunny takes a big dump in the grass and rolls it into an egg. It’s full of poop and smells like a dead raccoon.

My kid cried when he opened his egg and it was just a big pile of poop.

The Easter bunny’s egg was so full of poop, it looked like it had diarrhea.

I found a dead raccoon in my egg. That’s not Easter, that’s a horror movie.

The Easter bunny doesn’t bring you candy. He brings you a giant poop egg and tells you to eat it.

My kid said, ‘I’m not eating that poop egg. I’m going to starve.’

The Easter bunny brought me a poop egg and said, ‘This is the best I could do.’

I tried to eat the poop egg and it tasted like a sewer.

The Easter bunny’s egg is so full of crap it explodes in your hand like a fart.

The egg exploded in my hand and I got poop all over my face.

I tried to hold the egg and it blew up like a giant fart.

The Easter bunny’s egg was so full of crap, it went boom and covered me in poop.