easter basket

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You grab a girl, stick rabbit ears on her, sit her on your lap backwards, and then ram your cock up her ass while yelling, 'Eggs for my basket, give me eggs for my basket!' like a f***ing lunatic.

My cousin did this to his girlfriend and she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.

My bro tried this on his crush and she laughed so hard she peed her pants.

At the party, my man pulled this on a girl and she f***ing fainted.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a guy dyes his balls like a rainbow and slaps them on somebodys face like they owe him money.

My uncle painted his balls pink and slapped them on my face during Thanksgiving.

My girlfriend’s brother did this to her and she f***ing cried.

At the mall, some dude painted his balls blue and slapped them on a kid and he ran out screaming.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A huge butt on a hot young kid that makes you want to f*** them in the back yard.

My crush has the biggest butt and I f***ing drool over her.

My neighbor’s kid has a butt so big, it looks like a donut.

My brother said his teacher had a butt so big, it looked like a f***ing cake.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When you f*** your partner with your legs wrapped around their head like they’re your f***ing sidekick.

My girlfriend did this to me and I f***ing passed out.

My bro did this to his girlfriend and she bit his ear.

At the park, some dude did this to his girlfriend and she f***ing laughed.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a group of big guys pass around their balls like they’re passing f***ing candy and hum their favorite r&b songs.

My cousins did this at the party and it was f***ing crazy.

My uncle’s friends did this and it was like a f***ing concert.

My man’s friends did this and it was like a f***ing group hug.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a guy pulls his balls out of his butt and f***ing shits them out like the Easter Bunny.

My brother did this at the dinner table and it was f***ing gross.

My man did this in the bathroom and it was like a f***ing show.

My cousin did this and it looked like he was f***ing peeing.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

When a guy shoves his balls up his partner’s butt and they both f***ing scream like they’re on fire.

My girlfriend did this to me and I f***ing screamed like a kid.

My man did this to his girlfriend and she f***ing bit him.

At the party, my bro did this and it was like a f***ing scream fest.

by Slangipedia 4d ago