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Either a load of shite soap opera about posh cockney wankers or the real life place where proper cockney wankers live

'I watched Eastenders again because my life is as boring as the characters in it.'

'Eastenders is like my brain on a Monday.'

'I live in the East End, and I have no idea why this programme is so shite.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Ryming slang for a 'bender', and it got its name from the worst soap opera ever made

'I’m a bender, and I live on the East End, which is the worst place on Earth.'

'Eastenders is the reason I can’t remember my own name.'

'I’m not a bender, I’m a full-on cockney wanker.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A weird city of hyperactive, half-wit people. They all live in a tiny square, have no washing machine, and wear clothes from the 1980s that smell like a dead rat.

'My nan wears the same clothes from the 80s and smells like a dead rat.'

'I live in a tiny square and have no idea why I’m still alive.'

'Eastenders is like my life, but worse.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A shite disease that hits you for about half an hour every day. It makes you sweat, turn gay, and sometimes die. The only cure is weed and Family Guy.

'I got hit by Eastenders and turned gay for a day.'

'I smoke a doobie and watch Family Guy to survive this shite disease.'

'Eastenders gave me a brain fart and I died for three minutes.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Eastenders is not a story, it’s a cheat sheet given to the actors a week in advance. They just read it out and pretend it makes sense.

'They gave the actors a cheat sheet and called it a story. Absolute shite.'

'Eastenders is like my life, just a cheat sheet and a lot of shite.'

'The actors just read the cheat sheet and called it a story. Typical Eastenders.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A complete and utter lump of shite that makes Smallville look like a proper film. The storylines are worse than my school reports.

'Eastenders is the reason I failed English.'

'Smallville is a proper film, and Eastenders is just a lump of shite.'

'I watch Eastenders and I feel like I failed life.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A shite soap for people with the brainpower of a potato. It’s all about smelly people in a chip shop and a pub, and the only culture you get is from the food.

'I watched Eastenders and my brain turned to mush.'

'Eastenders is the reason I can’t remember my own name.'

'The only culture in Eastenders is the food. The rest is shite.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago