Eastelle

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Eastelle is a loudmouth with a loud mouth. She’s the kind of person who’ll scream your name from the other side of the school. She’s hilarious and will hug you like you’re her long-lost brother. But if you mess with her friends, she’ll rip your face off and post it on TikTok.
'You’re gonna die today, I swear.', Eastelle, when I accidentally sat in her seat.
'I’m not laughing, I’m crying.', Eastelle, after I told her my dog died and she said, ‘That’s the best joke I’ve heard all week.’
Eastelle sent me a 10-minute voice note of her singing ‘Let It Go’ at full volume. I’m still deaf.
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Moyin is a tiny guy with a tiny brain. He thinks he’s the king of the school because he’s on the danneh team. Tegan is just his little puppet. If you want to see his junk, you’ll need a magnifying glass and a lot of patience.
'I’m gonna beat you up, and you’ll be my side bitch.', Moyin, after I beat him in a game of chess.
'Moyin, your cock is smaller than my lunch.', Tegan, during lunch break.
Moyin tried to wank in class. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office with a cock-sized report card.
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