Eastchester High School

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a school in Westchester, NY, full of stuck-up white kids who think they're the center of the universe. Everyone else is just there to make them feel better about themselves.

'Why do we even have a school? It's just a bunch of rich kids showing off.'

''I'm not stuck up. I'm just naturally superior.'

''Why is the principal even here? He’s just a stuck-up white kid in a suit.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

a place where the football team is the only thing that matters, and the rest of the school is just there to watch them fail.

''Why do we even have a school? The football team is the only thing that makes sense.''

''I don't care about math. I care about touchdowns.''

''If I don't make the football team, I'm not going to school anymore.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

a school where the teachers are all stuck-up and have no idea how to teach, and they think it's okay to yell at you for no reason.

''Why do we even have a school? The teachers are louder than the football team.''

''I don't know why I'm here. The teacher just yelled at me for no reason.''

''This teacher thinks sticks are the only way to teach.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

a school where the smart kids are all antisocial and just want to be left alone, and the rest of the school thinks they're weird.

''Why do we even have a school? The smart kids just sit there and stare at the ceiling.''

''I'm not weird. I'm just smarter than you.''

''They don't talk to anyone. They just sit there and think about math.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

a school where the ghetto kids are the real ones, and the wannabe ghetto kids are just trying to be cool without actually being cool.

''Why do we even have a school? The real ghetto kids are the only ones who matter.''

''I'm not a wannabe. I'm just not good enough to be real.''

''The real ghetto kids have a plan. The wannabes just have a shirt.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

a school where the theater nerds are the only ones who actually know how to act, and the rest of the school just watches them do it.

''Why do we even have a school? The theater nerds are the only ones who know how to act.''

''They’re not nerds. They’re just good at acting.''

''I don’t know how to act. But I know how to watch them do it.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

a school where the speds are the only ones who actually know what's going on, and the rest of the school just acts like they’re stupid.

''Why do we even have a school? The speds know everything.''

''They’re not speds. They’re just smarter than us.''

''The speds don’t need a school. They just need a nap.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

a school where the emo kids and the LGBT kids are the only ones who actually know how to be cool, and the rest of the school just acts like they’re not.

''Why do we even have a school? The emo kids and the LGBT kids are the only ones who know how to be cool.''

''I’m not emo. I’m just not as cool as you.''

''They’re not just cool. They’re the only ones who matter.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

a school that has no working technology, and the teachers don’t even know how to use it, and the students just laugh at them.

''Why do we even have a school? The technology doesn’t work, and the teachers don’t know how to use it.''

''They just throw the JUULs at the teacher and laugh.''

''I don’t need a computer. I just need a JUUL.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

a school that’s just a huge mess, but everyone still loves it because they’re all stuck up and think they’re the best.

''Why do we even have a school? It’s just a mess, but we all love it.''

''We’re all stuck up. But we still love it.''

''It’s a mess. But we’re all stuck up and we love it.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago