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Eastbury teachers are like broken vending machines they shout at you for no reason they give you detentions for breathing wrong and they all have the patience of a toddler on sugar

My teacher screamed at me because I sat down too fast

I got detention for not paying attention to the ceiling

He threw a marker at me because I laughed at his hair

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eastbury teachers are like angry raccoons they take blame for everything they yell at kids for no reason and they think detention is a form of love

She blamed me for the fire alarm going off

He yelled at me because I didn't do his homework

She said I was ‘unworthy of detention’ but gave me one anyway

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Eastbury teachers are like sad clowns they smoke blunts they make you stay after school for no reason and they have the mood swings of a toddler with a broken toy

She gave me 1 hour detention because I asked a question

He smoked a blunt in class and got angry at me for breathing

She cried because I didn’t laugh at her joke

by Slangipedia 14d ago