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A backstabbing lover who thinks they’re in the center of the love circle, but really just a confused Jersey girl with a Philly heart who’s obsessed with Malibu and every other love square member, plus they’re a parrothead who thinks they’re cool.
I’m in love with three people and I’m still the main one. Obviously.
I’m from New Jersey but I think Philly is better. I’m confused.
I love Malibu and I love the parrothead lifestyle. What’s the problem?