eastbootyfuck

My cousin got caught stealing snacks from the gas station. Eastbootyfuck.

My mom’s new boyfriend smells like old socks. Eastbootyfuck.

I ate the last pizza and didn’t even share. Eastbootyfuck.

My dog chewed up my homework. Eastbootyfuck.

My teacher gave me a pop quiz. Eastbootyfuck.

I tried to text my friend but spelled everything wrong. Eastbootyfuck.

My brother took my video game and didn’t even say sorry. Eastbootyfuck.

I spilled my juice on my shirt. Eastbootyfuck.

My mom forgot my birthday. Eastbootyfuck.

My dog pooped on my shoes. Eastbootyfuck.

I got a D on my math test. Eastbootyfuck.

I had to eat lunch with my worst enemy. Eastbootyfuck.

My dad yelled at me for no reason. Eastbootyfuck.

I had to do 100 push-ups. Eastbootyfuck.

I got stuck in the elevator. Eastbootyfuck.

My phone broke and I didn’t back up my photos. Eastbootyfuck.

I lost my keys and my wallet. Eastbootyfuck.

I tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire. Eastbootyfuck.