eastampton

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Eastampton is the dirtiest town ever, and all it does is look for trouble. Captain Krastik is the only one who lets you get away with everything, even if you’re too dumb to know what you did.

I got kicked out of school for eating a whole pizza in the principal’s office.

Captain Krastik let me run away from jail because he was too busy eating donuts.

I harassed a kid for 10 minutes just because he wore a green shirt.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Eastampton is the best place in New Jersey, and it has the Great White Buffalo. Everyone knows it’s real, and no one questions it.

I saw the Great White Buffalo in the park, and it stared me down like I owed it money.

My friend got a tattoo of the Great White Buffalo and now he won’t stop talking about it.

The teacher said the Great White Buffalo is the reason we have good grades.

by Slangipedia 4d ago