East Yonkers

My cousin moved to East Yonkers and now thinks he's rich just because he has a driveway.

I told my friend he's not from Yonkers if he doesn't live east of the Saw Mill River Pkwy.

My mom says East Yonkers is where all the cool people live, which is just a fancy way of saying they're white and rich.

My neighbor moved to East Yonkers because he thought it was a better neighborhood, but it's just a bunch of rich white people.

I got called a ‘Yonkers kid’ for living west of the Saw Mill River Pkwy, and my friend in East Yonkers laughed at me.

My friend’s dad moved to East Yonkers so he could live near his old money.

My friend says East Yonkers is the best part of Yonkers, but I say it's just full of rich people who think they're better than us.

I asked my uncle why he moved to East Yonkers, and he said, 'Because I wanted to live near the rich people.'

My cousin got a job in East Yonkers and now thinks he's fancy just because he lives east of the Saw Mill River Pkwy.