East Worthing

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A cursed dump where gardens are the only thing that don't stink, and nobody has a TV or a microwave to save their lives.

My cousin moved to East Worthing and now he just stares at flowers like they owe him money.

I asked my neighbor if he had a fridge and he said, 'This is a garden, not a convenience store.'

I tried to have a BBQ there and got yelled at for using charcoal.

The most boring town ever, where people grow plants instead of having fun, and nobody has a clue what a microwave is.

My friend from East Worthing said he had a party and nobody brought snacks.

I went to East Worthing and the only thing that moved was the grass.

My aunt moved there and now she talks to her tomatoes.

A place so dull it makes you want to scream, and all the gardens are just there to make you feel even worse.

I visited East Worthing and it was like being trapped in a plant store for a week.

My brother said he wanted to move there and now he’s crying in the corner.

I tried to take a selfie there and the only thing that smiled was a rose.