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When a nobody from the middle of nowhere starts talking about city kids like they're the only ones who know how to live. Hypocrites love it.

My cousin from the boonies said city kids are 'too soft' because he once got lost on the subway.

That guy from the farm said city life is 'just chaos and bad coffee.'

She moved from the country and now says we're all 'too busy to have a real life.'

When someone who's never been to a big city starts acting like they're the king of the block. Hypocrites always join in.

He said he knew all about the city because he once saw a subway.

She said she understood city life because she once got lost in a mall.

He claimed he knew our ways because he once saw a streetlight.

When a nobody from the backwoods starts talking about city values like they're the only ones who matter. Hypocrites usually laugh it up.

My uncle said city kids 'don't know how to live' because he once saw a traffic jam.

She said city life is 'too loud and too fast' because she once saw a bus.

He said we're all 'too stressed' because he once saw a coffee shop.

When someone who's never been to the city starts acting like they're the boss of the whole place. Hypocrites love to back them up.

He said he knew everything about the city because he once took a train.

She said she could beat any city kid because she once got lost in a park.

He said he knew our lifestyle because he once saw a billboard.

When a nobody from nowhere starts talking about city values like they’re the only ones who matter. Hypocrites usually join the fun.

He said city life was 'too much' because he once saw a subway.

She said she knew everything about us because she once saw a skyscraper.

He said he could live here because he once ate a burger in the city.