East virginia

'I'm moving to East Virginia next week,' he said. I asked, 'Where is that?' He said, 'I don't know, but it's better than here.'

She said her dog ran away to East Virginia. I asked if that was a real place. She said, 'It's real enough for my dog.'

My teacher said we'd all be going to East Virginia for a field trip. I asked if it was a real place. He said, 'It's real enough for a fake field trip.'

My brother called me a 'piece of East Virginia trash' because I spilled my milk on his shirt.

At the lunch table, my friend said, 'You're so stupid, you're like East Virginia.'

My mom said, 'You're not going to college. You're going to East Virginia.'

My neighbor said he grew up in East Virginia, but he still lives in his mom's basement.

On the bus, a guy said, 'I'm from East Virginia.' I asked if he'd ever been there. He said, 'No, but I'm going next week.'

My friend's cousin said he works in East Virginia. I asked if it was a real job. He said, 'It's real enough for my cousin.'