east village

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A chunk of Manhattan on the east side. It's where hipsters go to feel important, even though they're just broke and pretend they're not.

'I live in the East Village now, bro. It's like I'm in a movie.', @PretentiousPete

'The East Village is just a fancy name for a place where I can't afford to rent a closet.', @RentRage

'I moved to the East Village to be close to art. Turns out, I'm just close to my roommate's bad decisions.', @ArtRage

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A neighborhood where artists used to live because it was cheap, but now only rich kids and fake poor kids live there. It's still cool, though, because it's full of dumb kids who think they're rebels.

'I'm not rich, I'm just rich enough to pretend I'm not.', @TrustFundTodd

'I live in the East Village. I act poor. I really just have a trust fund.', @PretendPoor123

'My parents bought me an apartment here so I wouldn't have to work. I call it 'reverse indentured servitude.', @RichKidRant

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A fake artsy place where people from Williamsburg come to watch concerts and then go back home because they can't afford to live there. It's got bars, homeless people, and old people who think they're still cool.

'I came to see Bright Eyes. I left because I couldn't afford to rent a room.', @WilliamsburgWannabe

'I live in Stuyvesant Town, but I hang out in the East Village because I think I'm a rebel.', @OldButCool

'The East Village has more hipsters than a fashion show.', @HipsterHate

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A place where kids from the suburbs go to get piercings and drink cheap beer. It used to be wild, but now it's full of bankers and people who think they're cool.

'I got my nose pierced here. Now I can't stop looking at it.', @PiercingPride

'The East Village used to be punk. Now it's just me and my banker dad.', @SuburbToCity

'I came here for the scene. All I got was a hangover and a $5 drink.', @CheapBeerLover

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A super cheap drink deal in the East Village. You get a beer and a shot for like $5. It's how you get totally wasted without going broke.

'I had a PBR and a shot for $5. Now I'm wasted and rich.', @WastedRich

'I spent $6 on a Labatt and a shot. I feel like I won the lottery.', @BeerLover

'I came here for the drinks. I left with a hangover and $2 in my pocket.', @CheapDrinks

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A made-up sex thing where one person eats the nutsack of the other, while the other person finishes the act by crapping on their face. No one actually does this. It’s just a myth.

'I heard about this East Village sex thing. I’m not doing it. I don’t even know what that means.', @SexHater

'My friend said he tried that East Village thing. He now lives in a trash can.', @TrashCanLife

'I’d rather die than do that East Village thing.', @DyingFromShame

by Slangipedia 4d ago