East Van

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The fanciest, most snobby part of Vancouver. All they care about is looking cool, listening to hip-hop, and acting like they're too good for everyone else.
My cousin moved to East Van and now thinks she's Beyoncé.
I tried to talk to someone there, and they just walked away like I was a ghost.
East Van people don't even know what a real conversation is.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Van is where the cops get high on coffee, the homeless get high on everything else, and the girls are just trying to survive. But hey, the art scene is legit.
I got arrested in East Van for eating a whole pizza in one bite.
The outreach programs there are the only thing keeping the city from burning down.
The cops there think they're in a cop show, but it's just a bad episode.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Van is where the Indo-Canadians, Vietnamese gangsters, and Latin Americans hang out. It's like a street party every day, and the only thing white people do there is complain.
My uncle got into a fight with a Vietnamese gangster over who had the best noodle soup.
I walked into a store in East Van, and three people stared at me like I was a new species.
The gangs in East Van don't even need a reason to fight, they just like to fight.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Van Nation is where First Nations people live, hang out, and party like it's every weekend. They might not know where they're from, but they know they're from East Van.
My uncle fist-pumped my cousin for no reason. That’s how East Van Nation works.
They party so hard in East Van, the neighbors have to call the cops just to get some peace.
East Van Nation kids don't grow up, they just stay out forever.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A broken, smelly couch in East Van where people smoke, drink, and probably had sex on it.
I sat on that couch once, and it left a stain on my pants that won’t go away.
That couch is like a second home to every druggie in East Van.
You don’t just sit on that couch, you make a statement.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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