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A school full of rednecks who smoke weed like it's their job. If you step into the parking lot, you’ll see some kid in a stupid cat hat and cheap shoes trying to blow tire smoke out of a lifted Chevy that probably cost more than your mom's wedding ring.
My cousin got suspended for smoking reefer in the math hallway.
The principal tried to yell at the kid who had a cat hat on backwards.
My brother tried to lift his Chevy and it looked like a dumpster fire.
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A school where the students are so dumb they think a cat hat is a fashion statement. You’ll see some kid in a stupid hat burning out a lifted car that smells like old socks and regret.
The kid in the cat hat tried to do a burnout and blew out the tire.
My sister’s car got lifted and now it looks like a junkyard monster.
The teacher tried to scold the kid in the cat hat and got distracted by the smoke.
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A school where the kids are so high they think the cat hat is a superhero mask. If you walk into the parking lot, you’ll see some kid trying to make a lifted car do a burnout like it’s a big deal.
My friend got caught smoking reefer in the lunchroom and now he’s the class clown.
The kid in the cat hat tried to ride a lift kit like it was a skateboard.
My dad’s new Chevy got a burnout and now it smells like old shoes and regret.
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