East Texas Gravy Boat

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When you shove a biscuit up a woman’s snatch and drown it in gravy like it’s a damn breakfast party

My cousin’s girlfriend is the gravy boat of the whole family.

I saw my uncle do it at the church breakfast. He didn’t even care if the pastor noticed.

My mom said I’d be the gravy boat if I didn’t stop making messes at the table.

Feeding a woman so much gravy she turns into a walking breakfast table and you eat her out like she’s a biscuit

My neighbor’s wife is the gravy boat of the entire block.

At the potluck, my aunt turned into the gravy boat and my cousin couldn’t stop laughing.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to be the gravy boat and she said yes... then I regretted it.

When you drop a biscuit into a woman’s snatch and pour so much gravy in there, it looks like a breakfast tornado inside her

My brother turned my sister into the gravy boat during the football game.

At the wedding, my cousin was the gravy boat and the whole room was watching.

My friend said I’d be the gravy boat if I didn’t stop teasing him about his love life.