East Texas

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East Texas is the raciest spot in the U. S. If you’re not white, country, and Baptist, you’re not even allowed to breathe in the same air. The KKK started here, so yeah, that’s how bad it is.
My cousin got called a nigger for wearing a hat on Sunday.
My aunt got fired for being black and working at the gas station.
My uncle tried to burn down the church because the pastor was Latino.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Texas is where two people in a three-way are family. It’s like the worst kind of incest, but with more drama.
My cousin’s girlfriend’s brother’s ex is now my cousin’s wife.
My uncle married my aunt’s sister’s daughter.
My grandma’s second husband’s nephew is my cousin’s best friend.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Texas is when two rednecks or cousin fuckers take a dump and then rub their hair together like they’re trying to start a fire.
My uncle and his brother did this in the woods and then got chased by a bear.
My cousin and his girlfriend pooped and then made a hairball.
My brother and his cousin took a dump and then got into a fight over who had the better hair.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Texas is when you heat up two bologna slices in the microwave for 13 seconds each and then stick them in a toilet paper roll to jerk off to your first cousin.
I used my grandma’s TP roll and my cousin’s picture.
My brother used bologna from the gas station and my cousin’s face.
My uncle used bologna from the church basement and my cousin’s portrait.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Texas is when you pour gravy into a woman’s snatch and then eat it with a biscuit.
My aunt did this to my cousin’s girlfriend and it was the worst thing ever.
My uncle poured gravy into my cousin’s mom and then ate it with a biscuit.
My grandma poured gravy into my cousin’s wife and then took a bite of the biscuit.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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East Texas is when you get cum shot in your face during your period. It looks like you’re wearing a face shield.
My cousin got sprayed in the face during her period and it was like a horror movie.
My uncle sprayed cum on my aunt’s face during her period and it was the worst thing ever.
My brother got cum shot in his face during his sister’s period and it was the most embarrassing thing ever.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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