east stroudsburg'd

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to get so wasted you fall over like a drunk toddler and pass out before the night is even halfway done.

I east stroudsburg'd at the party and woke up on the floor with a guy's sock in my mouth.

At the bar, I east stroudsburg'd and missed the best part of the karaoke.

I east stroudsburg'd during the football game and didn't even know the score.

when you're so wasted you become a non-factor and no one even remembers you existed.

I east stroudsburg'd and no one noticed I was gone.

At the party, I east stroudsburg'd and got replaced by a pizza box.

I east stroudsburg'd and my friends had to finish my drink for me.

to drink so much you become a human puddle and pass out before the night is even half over.

I east stroudsburg'd and ended up in a tree.

I east stroudsburg'd and my mom had to take me home.

I east stroudsburg'd and my friend had to wake me up with a fire extinguisher.

when you're so wasted you vanish like a ghost and no one even thinks about you anymore.

I east stroudsburg'd and no one even knew I was there.

I east stroudsburg'd and my friend had to talk to my ex for me.

I east stroudsburg'd and missed the whole concert.

to drink so much you become a meatball and pass out before the night is even half done.

I east stroudsburg'd and ended up on the floor with my pants around my ankles.

I east stroudsburg'd and my friend had to take me home in a taxi.

I east stroudsburg'd and my mom had to clean up my mess.