East Stroudsburg South

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the stupid school that sold a $62,000 trailer for $1 on eBay. Good job Rachael Heath!
@eaststroudsburgsouth you’re the reason I still have a trailer in my backyard
Rachael Heath is the worst person ever
Why is this school so stupid?
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East Stroudsburg South is the high school in East Stroudsburg, PA. It’s on North Courtland Street. It’s getting a big renovation because the building is old, full of asbestos, and the school needs more space because there are way more students now.
This school is getting a face lift and I’m not happy about it
Asbestos? That’s what you call it when you’re dead
The school is upgrading because it’s falling apart
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East Stroudsburg South has some of the best sports teams. They play football, basketball, soccer, track, and rifle. They don’t take steroids. North says they do, but that’s just a lie from people who are too lazy to beat South.
North says we take steroids? Please. We beat them every year
They don’t take steroids. They just have better genes
North is a bunch of weaklings
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East Stroudsburg South and Stroudsburg are rivals. They play on Turkey Day for the Little Brown Jug. North thinks they’re a rival too, but they’re just a bunch of losers who can’t beat us.
Turkey Day is the best day of the year
North is a joke. We beat them every year
Stroudsburg is our real rival, not North
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East Stroudsburg South’s colors are purple and white. Their mascot is the Cavalier. North is full of New Yorkers who think they’re cool, but they’re just a bunch of posers.
North thinks they’re the best? Please. We’re the real deal
Purple and white for life
North is just a bunch of posers who think they’re rich
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South is the better school. North is full of New Yorkers and fake black kids who think they’re the best. South has the real students who know what’s up.
North is just a bunch of New Yorkers who think they’re cool
South has real people. North is all fake
North thinks they’re better, but they’re just posers
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