East St. Louis Toodle-oo

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A woman goes down on a man while Steely Dan plays loud enough to make the neighbors cry. Cuervo Gold and Colombian magic are optional but highly recommended.
My mom did this to my dad during the 2016 election. It was like a musical miracle.
At the bar, she went down on him like it was the final round of American Idol.
He was too drunk to notice, but she knew exactly what she was doing.
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A woman gives a man the ultimate head job while Steely Dan plays in the background. Cuervo Gold and Colombian are extra but worth it.
She did it during the Super Bowl and didn’t even miss the commercials.
He was so distracted by the music, he didn’t realize she was doing it.
They did it in a car during traffic and no one noticed.
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When a woman goes down on a man while Steely Dan is blaring. Cuervo Gold and Colombian are optional but they make it better.
They did it during a Zoom call and no one knew.
He was on the phone and she went down on him like it was a surprise party.
She did it in the grocery store and the clerk didn’t even look up.
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