East St. Louis

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A smelly city in Illinois that smells like wet dog and bad decisions. It’s run by crooked politicians who’d sell their moms for a dollar and a cheap strip club.

My cousin got arrested in East St. Louis for trying to steal a cop’s donut.

I took a shower in East St. Louis and it felt like I was washing out a trash can.

The mayor of East St. Louis doesn’t know the difference between a budget and a bottle of cheap wine.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A city that used to be okay but now it’s like a rotten sandwich that nobody wants to eat.

I tried to move to East St. Louis and my cat ran away and joined a gang.

My brother’s house in East St. Louis fell apart like a bad relationship.

East St. Louis is so bad, even the rats have a bad attitude.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

The place where people smoke crack and pretend they’re not high while they’re doing it.

My friend got high in East St. Louis and tried to talk to a wall. The wall didn’t reply.

I went to East St. Louis and saw a guy doing crack with a chicken.

The crack in East St. Louis is so strong, it made my dog go crazy and start dancing.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A place where a woman gives a man a special kind of kiss while Steely Dan plays and Cuervo Gold is flowing like a river.

My aunt gave my uncle a special kind of kiss in East St. Louis and he hasn’t stopped laughing since.

I went to East St. Louis and saw a woman doing a special kind of kiss to a man who looked like he just got out of jail.

The man in East St. Louis got a special kind of kiss and now he’s famous on TikTok.

by Slangipedia 14d ago