east side san jose

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Where Story and King rip your face off if you don’t know the east side like your own grandma’s saggy pants.

I walked into Story and King and they asked me if I knew the east side. I said no. They laughed and threw me out.

My cousin got a job at Story and King and now he talks like he’s the king of the east side.

I tried to act cool at Story and King and they called me a west side poser.

The east side of San Jose is where Story and King live. Don’t mess with them or they’ll give you a wedgie so hard you’ll cry.

My friend got a wedgie from Story and King and cried like a baby in front of the whole class.

I told Story and King I didn’t like the east side. They gave me a wedgie and a warning.

My brother got a wedgie from Story and King and now he’s afraid to go to the east side.

Story and King are the kings of the east side. If you don’t respect them, you’ll get a beatdown so bad you’ll wish you were dead.

I disrespected Story and King and got a beatdown that made me wish I was dead.

My sister got a beatdown from Story and King for not knowing the east side.

I told Story and King I didn’t care about the east side. They beat me up and told me to go back to the west side.