East-Side Sammich decoy

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When you pull your junk out like a scared kid, slather your tits with bean dip, and crash on the floor like a drunk sloth watching old cartoons.

I did the East-Side Sammich decoy after my mom yelled at me for eating my math homework.

He did the East-Side Sammich decoy because he failed his history test and got a whoopee cushion for a reward.

After getting kicked out of the house, she did the East-Side Sammich decoy on the floor with a bag of chips and a side of shame.

Spreading your goo like a greasy sandwich, putting dip on your pecks, and dozing off like a broken toaster watching cartoons.

After eating the last slice of pizza, he did the East-Side Sammich decoy on the couch like it was a throne.

She did the East-Side Sammich decoy after getting a D+ on her science test and crying into a bag of pretzels.

He did the East-Side Sammich decoy in the middle of the hallway because he forgot his shoes and his brain was on fire.

Pulling your junk out like a sad dog, slapping dip on your pecks, and crashing on the floor like a drunk zombie watching old shows.

He did the East-Side Sammich decoy after getting yelled at by his dad for eating the whole cake.

After getting grounded, she did the East-Side Sammich decoy on the kitchen floor with a remote and a side of despair.

He did the East-Side Sammich decoy in the middle of the living room because he forgot his math homework and his brain was dead.