East Side Pondale

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The crummy town where Jan lives in Afroman's Colt .45. It's mostly white folks who scream like babies if a black person walks by. Jan's dad is in the KKK and probably has a face full of glitter from the last meeting.
My neighbor tried to sell his house when I walked by. He thought I was a ghost.
The KKK meets in the park every Saturday. They yell and throw pies. It's like a family reunion but with more hatred.
My dog got scared of the KKK. Now he hides under the couch when he hears screaming.
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The dumb city where Jan lives in Afroman's Colt .45. Everyone there is white and thinks they're the best. If a black person walks by, they act like they're being attacked by a swarm of bees. Jan's dad is in the KKK and probably has a tattoo of a chicken.
I walked by my neighbor's house and he yelled, 'Get out of my neighborhood!' like I was a thief.
Jan's dad wore a chicken costume to the KKK meeting. It was terrifying.
The KKK tried to kidnap my cat. My cat ran away and now lives in the woods.
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The lousy place where Jan lives in Afroman's Colt .45. It's a bunch of white people who flip out if a black person walks by. Jan's dad is in the KKK and probably thinks he's a superhero.
I walked by the park and a KKK member screamed at me. He had a mustache and a bad haircut.
My neighbor sold his house because I walked by. He thought I was a monster.
Jan's dad tried to burn down the town. It was like a bad movie.
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