east side opening (eso) of san josé california

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The east side opening in San José is like the front door to a party that never ends. It’s where you go down east Santa Clara until you hit the end of downtown streets, and it starts at King Road. It’s full of dumbass restaurants and shops that make you want to throw things.

I walked into ESO and immediately wanted to punch the guy selling tacos at 2 a. m.

My friend got lost in ESO and ended up buying a sandwich from a guy who looked like he just got out of jail.

I took a selfie in ESO and the guy next to me yelled, 'What are you, a tourist?'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

ESO is the spot where all the cool kids hang out, and the dumb ones get arrested. It’s where you drive down Santa Clara until you hit 34th Street, and you know you’re in the right place when you see cops and protestors in the same sidewalk.

I got caught in ESO during the May 29th protest and ended up getting a ticket for yelling at a cop.

I tried to take a shortcut through ESO and ended up in a traffic jam with 100 cars.

My dog ran into ESO and came back with a taco stuck to his face.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The east side opening of San José is the best part of the city, unless you’re stuck in traffic or getting yelled at by cops. It starts on King Road and ends at 34th Street. It’s got everything from stupid restaurants to stupid protestors.

I was in ESO and got yelled at by a cop for taking a picture of the protest.

My mom took me to ESO and I got a tattoo instead of a sandwich.

I got lost in ESO and ended up eating a taco for lunch, dinner, and breakfast.

by Slangipedia 4d ago