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a girl with dyed-in-the-ash hair who thinks she's a Broadway legend but looks like a failed cartoon character with a forehead the size of a pizza.
She tried to do a solo and tripped over her own dumbness.
Her hair looked like it was dipped in glitter and regret.
She said she was the best in the play, but no one believed her.
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a girl who looks like she was born with a forehead and a half, has hair that looks like it was stolen from a neon sign, and thinks she's a superstar.
She told the whole school she was going to be famous one day.
Her hair looked like a traffic light exploded on her head.
She cried when she didn't get the lead role.
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a girl with the face of a confused sock, hair that looks like it was set on fire and then glued back on, and thinks she's a movie star.
She did a monologue and forgot her lines.
Her hair was so bad, the principal asked her to leave.
She tried to do a dance and fell flat on her face.
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