East Rowan High School

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A school where everyone thinks they're the most popular person ever, even though they're just farts in the hallway, drama queens, n-word writers, vape monsters, yee-haw trash, and white kids who think they're black.

My homie got caught writing the n-word on the door, and now he's the most famous guy in school.

I tried to vape in the bathroom, and the air is so thick with smoke, it smells like a dead rat.

My cousin thinks she's a gangster, but she still wears a princess dress to lunch.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

East Rowan is a school where the only thing that matters is getting high, being called a slut, or getting pregnant before you're even a senior. Teachers don’t teach, policies are stupid, and everyone just wants to leave.

My teacher gave me a D because he didn’t feel like grading, even though I did all my work.

My friend got pregnant in the back of the library, and now she’s the school legend.

I broke the lockers, and the school didn’t even care.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

A broken down school that smells like wet dog and old pizza. The principal does nothing, and the worst teacher looks like a bald penguin who just ate a sock.

The school smells so bad, my shoes are now part of the stink.

Mr. Waddell tried to teach, but he looked like he just got hit by a car.

Mrs. German is the worst principal ever, and she just sits there like she’s on vacation.

by Slangipedia 15d ago